Looney Tunes

I once shook the hand of a distinguished President, though I don’t know why he asked to shake my hand. I once flew a flight in first class to Tahiti, but it was too hot, so I told the pilot to turn around and head back home. I once rolled over the edge of a waterfall in a barrel, and look at me, I am here to tell you about it. I once wrote a best-selling novel and made a platinum record, under the pseudonym Public Domain. I once drank my weight in Georgian orange wine, and then won a steeple chase on a horse named Dash. I once ran-    

 Hey, can you quiet down for a minute? You’re talking too loudly. It is time for your medication.